What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are some alternatives to wearing a bra? Why do some women feel pressure to wear bras even though there may not be any benefits?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Dr No

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-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.